"Sometimes the truth is arrived at by adding all the little lies together and deducting them from the totality of what is known." - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"If there’s one thing a wizard hates, it’s having to wait while the person in front of them is of two minds about coleslaw." - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"No one was sorry for anything, because no living creature had done anything wrong; bad things had happened by spontaneous generation in some weird, chilly, geometrical other-world, and ‘were to be regretted.’" - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"It was one of the prime directives of exploring in a hostile environment: Do not bother about the cat." - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"…the Watch and the Guilds had settled things down enough that actually being attacked while going about your lawful business in Ankh-Morpork was now merely a possibility instead of, as it once was, a matter of course. And the streets were so clean now that you could sometimes even see the street." - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"You may recall his famous dictum: ‘If any man is not free, then I, too, am a small pie made of chicken.’" - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

"What kind of man would put a known criminal in charge of a major branch of government? Apart from, say, the average voter." - Terry Pratchett, Going Postal.

NEITHER RAIN NOR SNOW NOR GLO M OF NI T CAN STAY THESE MES ENGERS ABO T THEIR DUTY. 

"The second interesting thing about angels, Mr. Lipwig, is that you only ever get one." - Lord Vetinari.  Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.

"Mr. Lipwig, this morning you had no experience at all of being dead, and yet but for my intervention you would nevertheless have turned out to be extremely good at it. It just goes to show, you never know until you try." - Lord Vetinari.  Going Postal by Terry Pratchett.